You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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