im gay
i know
yea but for you.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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