but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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