you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my sisters under your porch take her home
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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