More tranny stories later!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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