I am in a vortex of obligation.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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