WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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