would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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