Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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