You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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