Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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