I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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