Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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