Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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