we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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