im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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