well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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