I'm going to jail i love you
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
There r osticjed everywhere
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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