Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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