This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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