you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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