Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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