So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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