brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
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Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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