she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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