Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You are a booty call, not a friend.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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