There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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