My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I need a beard to bite.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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