How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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