I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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