I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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