So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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