I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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