It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
don't judge my taste in strippers
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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