Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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