I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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