what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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