I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
