I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
