my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Randomize
