Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
third nipple confirmed
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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