Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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