dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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