Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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