yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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