i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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