Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Congratulations! We have a period
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