so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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