kristin has been a bad kristin
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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