what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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