dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Randomize