so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
too bad you live with your parents still
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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