im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
