I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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